Don't tuck your tail now, James!!
Sir, I have not yet begun to defile myself!
Did it list any unreasonable explanations for atheism? THAT'S what I'd like to see!
I've got one: in eighth grade, God beat me up and stole my girl. Hence, I no longer believe in him. Big jerk.
You need to hear "She Left Me For Jesus" by Hayes Carll.
Just listened to it. Despite his Jewiness, Jesus had a good point: wine is better than whiskey. Amen.
I 'spose there was a "reasonable explanation" for all those Catholic priests molesting all those altar boys.
Moral Depravity is the only answer that I can see to explain you atheism. Either that or you must be a witch.
Conservapedia, "The Trustworthy Encyclopedia", explains why I lack faith; it's all starting to make sense now.
Conservapedia, "The Trustworthy Encyclopedia", explains why I lack faith; it's all starting to make sense now.
Don't tuck your tail now, James!!
ReplyDeleteSir, I have not yet begun to defile myself!
ReplyDeleteDid it list any unreasonable explanations for atheism? THAT'S what I'd like to see!
ReplyDeleteI've got one: in eighth grade, God beat me up and stole my girl. Hence, I no longer believe in him. Big jerk.
ReplyDeleteYou need to hear "She Left Me For Jesus" by Hayes Carll.
ReplyDeleteJust listened to it. Despite his Jewiness, Jesus had a good point: wine is better than whiskey. Amen.
ReplyDeleteI 'spose there was a "reasonable explanation" for all those Catholic priests molesting all those altar boys.
ReplyDeleteMoral Depravity is the only answer that I can see to explain you atheism. Either that or you must be a witch.
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