Yes, I have finally settled on the final copy for my tombstone (I'll bet that none of you even knew that I was looking). And please disregard the fact that I want my body to be donated to science after I die; I also want the black market, stolen corpse of someone lesser off than myself buried in my place, just so that my tombstone can have a place in one of America's more prestigious graveyards (those plots are free of charge, right?).
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
My Tombstone
Yes, I have finally settled on the final copy for my tombstone (I'll bet that none of you even knew that I was looking). And please disregard the fact that I want my body to be donated to science after I die; I also want the black market, stolen corpse of someone lesser off than myself buried in my place, just so that my tombstone can have a place in one of America's more prestigious graveyards (those plots are free of charge, right?).
how many dry martinis did you have when you decided to set out on you quest?
ReplyDeleteNot enough to prevent me from typing, but too many to remain humble.
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