tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5428824763182540039.post3974451264811171223..comments2024-01-17T09:33:57.158-08:00Comments on Brain Rage: Fly By The PoundJBWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13293642610215334516noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5428824763182540039.post-16345693374433249672008-06-14T06:40:00.000-07:002008-06-14T06:40:00.000-07:00I hadn't considered the online ticket purchasing q...I hadn't considered the online ticket purchasing quandary. Interesting. The first thing that came to my mind was how much more money the airlines would make in Texas than in New York.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5428824763182540039.post-48098553040645034052008-06-13T17:15:00.000-07:002008-06-13T17:15:00.000-07:00So will Orbits and the others of the sort incorpor...So will Orbits and the others of the sort incorporate scales with usb capability so they can get you the best rate and your weight? And a retina scan to verify that is indeed your fat ass tipping the scales. Just think. The TSA could start taking DNA samples and sell them to the the airlines In turn the airlines could check to see if you have a genetic propensity for gaining weight at a certain age.<BR/> "Mr. Smith we note you are now 65 years of age. According to your file, you most likely weigh ten more pounds than you did on your 55th birthday. That's going to cost you" <BR/><BR/>"But I am a senior citizen"!<BR/><BR/> "Yeah you are a fat senior citizen. Belly up!"Intrepid Californiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07724792677602043068noreply@blogger.com