At Least He Drives A Prius

This hilarious pseudo-ad campaign dreamed up by someone obviously tired of the self-righteousness of hybrid owners is taking the Internets by storm, placing the usually high-minded and selfless owner in an ethically questionable situation. Each driver is in the midst of perpetrating some kind of morally ambiguous act like hiring a prostitute or dumping a dead body in one of our nation's precious waterways. I want to save the environment but my neighbor just wouldn't shut his fucking mouth; does that make me a monster?