"WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG
AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas

Amen. I always did identify more with Linus. And as a Christmas bonus, here's why Santa Claus is so kick-ass:


I totally knew that Jesus wasn't the only Christmas icon with magical powers and killer abs. Rock on, Santa.

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11 comments:

Beekeepers Apprentice said...

Merry Christmas :)

Kevin Robbins said...

Merry Christmas, JBW. Nice story, though it sounds a little familiar.

tnlib said...

Well. He's risen. That means you. Merry Christmas, JBW, and I hope 2011 brings you much peace and happyiness.

Donald Douglas said...

You're such a loser, JBW. I'd wish you a Merry Christmas, but you only defile it, so screw it.

one L said...

We were just talking about how my wife is nervous about being a parent to a littly boy (if that's what we get) because she just doesn't have much day-to-say experience growing up with them. That's when I told her that you were probably a much cooler little boy than I was; whatwith all your booby traps and the time that you put salt in your dad's sugar shaker. We got a good laugh out of it.

Merry Christmas, friend.

JBW said...

Muchos gracias BkA, KR and Leslie. I'm totally going to incorporate the blasphemous inferences you've imparted upon me to mean that I'm now an all-knowing and all-powerful being.

Praise be upon me...

JBW said...

Hey Don, glad you could make it!

I'd also wish you a merry Christmas but you're only a spiteful asshole so why bother, right?

Yet as a blasphemous defiler I can only hope that Jesus was a better Christian than you are, my friend...

JBW said...

One L, I can't say that I remember everything from when I was a boy but I have to admit: your wife's constant refrains about my bean-loaded booby-trap keep me feeling younger than any fictional elixir ever could.

If we ever master the Fountain of Youth, I'm convinced that it will involve a high degree of nostalgia as a major ingredient...

TRUTH 101 said...

Ahh! The Spirit of Christmas brought JBW back to us.

You need to talk to my boy JBW. He's thinking of dropping anthropology in favor of becoming a fireman.

Then again, firemanning probably pays better.

Whatever gets him off my payroll.

Happy New Year.

Kevin Robbins said...

Way OT, JBW. But, I caught your dust-up with Donald. Here's a piece I thought might interest you.

Bartender Cabbie said...

Grew up in Texas but moved to Cali as fast as I could? To smoke a root maybe?