Happy 4th Of July

Yes, I realize that I used this same picture for last years July 4th post and if you can find me something else that makes me just as proud to be an American (and/or just as happy to possess a penis) you let me know. Until then, I hope everyone has a good time barbecuing or blowing shit up or whatever other red-blooded American things you plan on doing during my favorite country's birthday today.