Bless O'Potamia

Hey, did you hear? We're winning the war in Iraq! Ha-ha, April Fools. Man, you guys are easy. No, we're actually not even close to winning the war in Iraq; in fact, we're not even close to the Bush administration honestly telling us what "winning the war" will possibly entail or even mean. Of course the one thing you can count on is the Bush administration telling you that we're winning, regardless of what you see on TV. Or hear on the radio. Or read on the Internet. Make no mistake about it though, we are winning; and no matter what is happening there right now or will ever happen at any time in the near or distant future, just know that it's evidence of our great progress and impending victory. Someday.

Having a hard time recognizing how truly amazing this success story really is? Here's Jon Stewart to show you how it's all good:

It seems that Prime Minister Maliki may have strapped on a little more than he can handle. Wow, that really did write itself, huh?