The Futility Of Online Polls

I was watching Greta Van Susteren on the Fox News channel a few days ago as they cut to the next show (Bill O'Reilly, I think) and they asked the question: Who's funnier: Jon Stewart or former House Speaker Newt Gingrich? If you ever needed an online poll to prove to you that online polls are extraordinarily and utterly useless, here it is:

Really? Really!? Now you can see why it's so futile to try and reason with these people. The phrase "living in their own world" doesn't quite cover it.