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Friday, August 6, 2010

Basil Marceaux.com Won't Be Next TN Governor

The Volunteer state Republican party blew a golden opportunity yesterday when they failed to nominate Basil Marceaux.com as their candidate for governor. Marceaux.com only garnered 0.5% of the primary vote, getting beat by every other candidate including the one guy who withdrew from the race almost two months ago. How does someone with this kind of charisma not win?


You know what I like about this guy? He's real. There aren't many politicians out there these days who promise to murder their constituencies if they break the law; that takes guts no matter how you slice it. I'd like to see Basil Marceaux.com somehow teamed up with Sarah Palin in any way possible, preferably in a mismatched buddy cop flick. "She's a rogue hockey mom with a Twitter account and a devil may care 'yeah sure, you betcha' attitude. He's an incoherent man-child with a rambling website and an affinity for sausages. Together they're: Folksy and Husky." Coming soon to a theatre in my dreams.

3 comments:

tnlib said...

I hadn't seen this one and I really think it's the best. With only 13 years of education he has more smarts than a lot of PhDs. Even if I don't agree with a damn thing he says, his honesty is refreshing.

JBW said...

Saw your post on this guy, Leslie. I figured you'd be all over it. If he can't be governor I say make up a position for him, like Tennessee Sergeant at Arms or something. I just want to see more of Basil Marceaux.com!

Anonymous said...

I can't figure this guy out... like if he's special, a little slow or just speaks funny. No matter which, I'm all for him. He seems like he's got a good heart. He could definitely be the Comptroller or head of FEMA.

- oneL