Texas Business Cards

These look pretty tasty but I'd wager that they'll make your wallet fairly greasy:

We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:

MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Does anything get much more kick-ass than meat and lasers? No, nothing.

If Tattoos Actually Told The Truth

A lot of these are fairly self-evident (see above) but still pretty funny, nonetheless.

Did I say Fanboy?

OK, I bow down to the infinitely more committed comic fan. Your own personal feelings about comics aside, you have to admit that this is one bitchin' Spidey tat.