Are You Smarter Than A Crocodile?

I hope so or else I'll be laughing my ass off if this happens to you too:

Bangladesh police say a crocodile killed and ate a 25-year-old after he waded into a pond next to a shrine in an attempt to receive the animal’s blessing, news.com.au reported Friday.

Inspector Humayun Kabir said Rubel Sheikh and his mother traveled to the Muslim Khan Jahan Ali shrine, where hundreds of people visit every day to offer hens and goats to the crocodiles living there.

Part of the shrine ritual involves bathing in the water with the crocodiles, but devotees are very rarely approached by the animals, according to Kabir.

"He went into the pond hoping to be blessed when a crocodile attacked him and dragged him into the deep part of the pond,'' Kabir told the Australian Associated Press.

"This is a very unusual incident. Normally, the crocodiles are very friendly and do not harm people.''

About 25 people dove into the pond to try and rescue Sheikh, but could not find his body. It washed ashore Thursday and had been largely eaten, Kabir said.

The sad thing is that this will probably do nothing to deter the next person from walking into that same pond. Religion cracks me up.

(hat tip: Doug E)

Norm Macdonald Is Ridiculous

I got a lot of positive feedback from the last Norm Macdonald post on this site so I've brought him back for a return engagement. As I said before, this man has absolutely no respect for boundaries of decorum and I love him for it; watch as Jon Stewart visibly squirms and begs Norm to quit making jokes (and subsequently making him laugh) about the death of crocodile hunter Steve Irwin, who had been killed by a stingray just over a week before the interview: