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Friday, April 25, 2008

Taking Your Health In Hand

A new study out of Australia shows that men who masturbate regularly can actually reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer. Speaking as someone who had a parent die from prostate cancer and also as the owner of a high-speed Internet connection, this is certainly good news; I suspected there was a reason my eyesight has never gone bad.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

IT'S NFL DRAFT TIME!