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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Obama's Veep

MightyGodKing has posited some interesting options, including the Evil Barack Obama (or Kcarab Amabo) from The Mirror Universe, pictured above:

PROS:
- All of the genius and inspiration of Barack Obama
- Just as likeable as Barack Obama
- In a pinch can replace Barack Obama if he shaves his goatee

CONS:
- Evil
- Like, whoa, totally evil
- We are so not kidding about the evil

An Obama-Luthor '08 ticket would also be quite formidable but I don't know if we can risk possibly forcing Superman to support the Republican candidate. Plus, we don't even know if there's enough Kryptonite around to equip the Secret Service; one has to take these kinds of practicalities into consideration, after all. Oh, and how sad is it that Bill Richardson can not even compete with fictional characters for this job?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a person who is very active and interested in changing my appearance. I fluctuate between different facial hair styles and hair lengths a lot. Have we had a president like this? I can't think of one who's done much image experimentation while in office.

JBW said...

Probably because focus groups tell them that people fear change too much. Of course, many seem to grow beards when they lose the election.