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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Vodka Now Comes In Pill Form

Well it's about damn time. I was getting tired of all that chugging:

Good news for vodka lovers as you can consume your favourite drink just like any other solid food, without the hassle of carrying heavy glass bottles.

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

“Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage. “Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate the exact required dosage.
Is it just me or is the first thing you think of when hearing about powdered alcohol a rash of spiked drinks? The article mentions that this technique has been successfully performed on spirits of up to 96% alcohol content. That can make for a strong ass drink. I'll stick to Rohypnol to achieve my ends, thank you very much. Brain Rage posted about powdered red wine last summer.

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3 comments:

Doug"e" said...

Since when do any of these so-called Russian "consumers" at parties make any attempt to calculate the exact required dosage? If they are still standing at a party they would keep poppin "Vodka pills" till they were found blacked out in bed with someone they'd regret later, or passed out in the gutter having pee'd their pants and barfed down the front of their shirts. Just say'in.

JBW said...

My favorite part of the article was that they used the word "consumers" and not "drunks", Doug"e".

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