I Finally Completely Unplug For 72 Hours...

As sad as this may be to admit, these next three days I'll be spending camping in Sequoia National Park will be the longest I've gone yet without Internet access since Brain Rage went live back in February of 2008. True, I've taken various vacations during which I've had several days off from actively blogging but this will be the longest I've gone without at least periodically checking in and monitoring the comment sections to some extent.

So as always I've loaded up a multitude of post-dated posts to be liberally dispensed during my absence and I've even included a jaw-dropping confession to be put up if I fail to return within 24 hours of my original plan (I assume that this will happen as the result of my untimely death either from evisceration by a rabid chipmunk or complete liver failure because yes, we're taking up a significant amount of distilled spirits). I would also like to encourage as many comments between regular readers absent my ever-witty rejoinders as possible. In addition, please feel free to talk as much shit about me while I'm gone as you wish but also know that upon my return I'll be going full-Big Brother on all your Winston Smith-asses.

So adios, Brain Ragers! Keep an eye on the place while I'm gone and if you can, try to pick up a bit around here. The bon mots are seriously starting to pile up. Adieu.