Friday, November 21, 2008

They're Coming To Your Town

They're coming! We're all gonna get the gay on us! I wasn't planning on being so gay-centric today but this is just too funny:

Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment--had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.

The Eureka Springs they knew is gone. It is now a national hub for homosexuals. Eureka Springs is becoming the San Francisco of Arkansas. The story of how this happened is told in the new AFA DVD “They’re Coming To Your Town.”

One of the first actions of the homosexual controlled City Council was to offer a “registry” where homosexuals could register their unofficial “marriage.” City Council member Joyce Zeller said the city will now be promoted, not as a Christian resort, but a city “selling peace, relaxation, history and sex.”
As with so many things I find funny, anti-gay propaganda like this is potentially quite dangerous simply because it plays right into the religious paranoia of so many Americans, and if I were gay I probably wouldn't be laughing so hard at hate and ignorance but I'm not so I am. Here's the trailer for the video:


Anonymous said...

Believe it or not, your sister and I have been there. We had lunch at the Roadkill Cafe and went to see the Throwncrown Chapel designed by E. Fay Jones. You need to google this. It's incredible and AIA-recognized.

Intrepid Californio said...

One L, did any of that gay rub off on you? It's not too late. There are classes that can cure you, if you are starting to turn gay.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, I already went through a sexual reorientation therapy and am happily heterosexual.

Anonymous said...

Bill, that's what Boba said.