Can I Count On Your Vote?

Many of you may not know this about me but I've been secretly conducting a viral Internet campaign to get myself on the 2008 presidential ballot, and now it's finally starting to gain some traction in the mainstream media. Check out this local news story about my unlikely, and admittedly, longshot candidacy:
Get your own tramp stamp now before they become too obviously mainstream and played out.

[Note: this post was created prior to my decision to take a break from politics, despite my wildly successful, and completely unprecedented, presidential run. Webb in '08!]