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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Kurt Cobain's Ashes Stolen

Apparently, they were stolen from Courtney Love's home along with a lot of her clothes and some jewelry. The silver lining is that this tragedy may finally rid us of Love herself:

Courtney said: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."
Now you're probably wondering what incredibly inpenatrable, yet still dignified, hiding place she chose for Cobain's remains. Yep, that's right: she kept them in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair. I daresay that Cobain would be spinning in his grave right now, if he wasn't just a stolen pile of ash.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude you will never get rid of Hole. She is here to stay. I bet you there are some assholes snorting up all that is left of Kurt as we speak.What a rush! PK

JBW said...

Not to sound like an asshole (because I pridefully consider myself a dick), but I would totally snort Cobain's ashes. No shit.