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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Oh, Of Course!

Conservapedia, "The Trustworthy Encyclopedia", explains why I lack faith; it's all starting to make sense now.

8 comments:

sterling said...

Don't tuck your tail now, James!!

JBW said...

Sir, I have not yet begun to defile myself!

Matt said...

Did it list any unreasonable explanations for atheism? THAT'S what I'd like to see!

JBW said...

I've got one: in eighth grade, God beat me up and stole my girl. Hence, I no longer believe in him. Big jerk.

sterling said...

You need to hear "She Left Me For Jesus" by Hayes Carll.

JBW said...

Just listened to it. Despite his Jewiness, Jesus had a good point: wine is better than whiskey. Amen.

Doug"e" said...

I 'spose there was a "reasonable explanation" for all those Catholic priests molesting all those altar boys.

Jeremy (don't mess with da Jesus) Youngman said...

Moral Depravity is the only answer that I can see to explain you atheism. Either that or you must be a witch.