"WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG
AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Darth Vader Toaster

Now I would assume that the Han Solo desk won't totally hamper your getting laid abilities because the significant cost proves that you at least bring home the bacon but just as with the Star Condoms, you had better be sure that you've definitely sealed the deal before you offer to make her breakfast with this thing:

If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.
Just speaking as a single guy who enjoys the movies while also enjoying sex with women.

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