"The season of good will approacheth. Last night's Colbert Special was pure, nihilist (well, almost nihilist) heaven. But I'm sitting in Starbucks and they're already playing Christmas fucking carols. I have one simple request: the nightmare of Christmas is bad enough. So could we wait till after Thanksgiving before we have it force-fed down our throats and ears? I feel better now." -Andrew Sullivan, The Daily Dish
Amen, dude.
4 comments:
Come to my house. Christmas music starts promptly after Labor Day.
James, are you rethinking your upcoming travel plans? Welcome to my world, biatch.
I knew as soon as I posted this that I would be guaranteed to hear "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" or some other hellish carol when I entered your casa; thanks for the warning, amigo.
But it's our most marketable holiday...
And when you consider how much we've had our holidays marketed to us, that's saying a lot.
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