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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Picture Of The Day

Some of our more nefarious citizens will try to tell you that this is a picture of U.S. President Barack Obama lecherously checking out the well-rounded posterior of a sixteen-year-old girl overseas but Popped Culture knows better:

U.S. President Barack Obama, attending the G8 summit in Italy yesterday, was caught checking out the posterior of a young delegate. Or so it appears.

Upon further investigation by the fine folks at Fark, it turns out to be a Homer-esque sized misunderstanding. Seems the president has spotted the rare gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi. He was just thinking about that sweet, sweet candy...
If you watch the video it's pretty obvious that he was just trying to help another woman down some stairs but even if he were not: Who fucking cares? Yeah, I'll say it: Sixteen-year-olds have incredible asses. Is this some kind of secret we've just now discovered since we've elected a black man president? It's not like he asked her to "poll the electorate" or anything like that. And if you want to get a better, less-Puritanical take on the whole matter just check out President Sarkozy. There's a Frenchman who knows how to appreciate a well-proportioned derriere. C'est tres bien.

5 comments:

TRUTH 101 said...

If he didn't look at that fine ass I would wonder what the hell was the matter with him.

ex DLB said...

Thank God it was the Venus de Milo. I was afraid it was another Jesus sighting.

JBW said...

If I ever do sight Jesus ex DLB, I won't be surprised if he's on the ass of a sixteen-year-old girl. Hallelujah!

Shannon said...

Sweet, sweet can

JBW said...

If there's a phrase more magical than "gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi" I've yet to hear it.