Heart Attack Grill

This is how I eventually want to go: Surrounded by hot chicks and fatty beef:

If you weigh over 160 kilograms (350 Pounds) then there is a restaurant where you can eat for free, the Heart Attack Grill!

With a warning on the door that’s it is bad for your health, you’ll find plenty of grease and fat for you to chew down on. The sexy waitresses, dressed as nurses will take good care of you and call 911 (Seeing as it is in the US) in case or an actual heart attack.

So if you happen to be in Chandler Arizona, swing by and get yourself a heart attack.

Did you notice the cigarette poster on the wall behind her? "Cancer too? Sure, why not?" This is the perfect follow-up to my post this morning comparing the United States to the Netherlands. Not only does it explain why we're so obese and dropping dead from heart disease but also why I love this country as much as I do.