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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

TDS: Shit That's Never Gonna Happen

You know the Republicans are in trouble as a viable political party when all they have left is stoking irrational fears of unicorn porn:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please God, keep Bachmann and Hoekstra in Congress, so we can point to them and say look how crazy Republicans are.

Van Zan said...

Tom Cruise was in a movie with a unicorn once. Satan was in the same movie. And Ferris Bueller's girlfriend was in it too. Satan was bare-chested and really buff, and had a nice English accent. Wasn't that great a flick but it had awesome production design.

Bachmann made a remark about how "interesting" it was that a swine flu pandemic last threatened the world during the Carter (a Democrat) administration. It was actually during the time of Gerald Ford -1976 to be exact - and Ford was a Republican, not that this means a damn fucking thing either... except that Bachmann does not care for facts and was deliberately inciting an irrational conspiracy theory.

You really don't need well-shampooed morons like Bachmann talking anti-Obama crap off a deadly serious world health issue. Seriously.