"I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton. I was sent here by my father Jorel to save the planet Earth... Many of you know that I got my name from my father. "Barack" is Swahili for "That one." I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't realize I would run for president."
"My greatest strength would be my humility. My greatest weakness is that it's possible I am too awesome." -Barack Obama, lampooning John McCain, himself and the messiah complex some of his supporters have built around his candidacy at the traditional Al Smith dinner in New York City
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