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Saturday, August 22, 2009

KFC Is Practically Daring Me To Eat This...

It's called the Double Down Chicken Sandwich and it's pure culinary pornography:

Who dreamed this up? This is perhaps the most insane “sandwich” I have ever seen. A fried chicken patty, 2 slices of cheese, 2 slices of bacon, and another fried chicken patty. Wow. Sorry I don’t have much else to say, it is like the Monster Burger of chicken. My mind is boggled… the funny thing about this sandwich is that it is part of the “unthink kfc” advertising, which has previously only been for grilled chicken.
That's right, it's a cheese and bacon sandwich with pieces of fried chicken instead of bread. Touché, Colonel. This makes up for that whole Famous Bowls fiasco. Here's a crappy cell phone video of the commercial (it's all I could find):

2 comments:

Leslie Parsley said...

That is so damn gross. I wonder how many calories and how much fat, cholesteral and sodium is in one of those things that really makes me want to barf.

JBW said...

I'm going to ignore such blasphemous comments (from someone who's lived in the South, no less!) just this once Leslie, but in the future I'd appreciate it if you'd refrain from disparaging the Colonel. He's a patriot and an American hero, and I'd pin a medal to his chest if my fingers weren't so greasy from eating his delicious chicken.