TDS: So You Think You Can Douche

You've got to do better than just douche if you want to compete with the demonizing crazies in the right-wing media:

Douche hard or go home! I don't know about Lou Dobbs but I recently read that Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity make 25 and 40 million dollars a year respectively, just for calling President Obama a radical, racist Socialist-Marxist. Translate those dollars into people and you get an inkling as to how many wingnuts we actually have walking around this country right now. Chilling.

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