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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Russians Catch Squeaking Alien And Eat It

I personally like my alien deep-fried but that's just me:

Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film the monster with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures’ head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.
Here's the video of the creature:


It would have been a lot cooler of they'd filmed it while it was still alive and squeaking. I've eaten a lot of different animals in my lifetime and I'd totally try alien if I got the chance but it's a shame they consumed this thing instead of getting it to a trained ichthyologist for study. I'm curious as to what it actually was.

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3 comments:

one L bill said...

Dude, that thing is huge and its "face" creeps me out.

Leslie Parsley said...

Personally I don't think I'd like that blobby looking thing no matter if it's fried, baked or broiled. Ussh.

quietmagpie said...

"after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov"... that's an atmospheric opener to the tale.
Imagine you are doomed to interplanetary attack because some dickhead ate one of their diplomats.
Assuming it's not fake, what a loss to science...