I know I watch way too much cable news because I don't think this could be any more spot on:(via)
I saw a koala the other day. I'm told they used to live here before I did. I didn't pick it up because they're wild animals and they piss on you.I'm going to give it a drink of water and become a news phenomenon. Someone in America will want to interview me, and then ask me why we don't like the feral camels that piss in the only drinking water in any direction for 500 miles.Oh yeah... and there was some shit about 500 people being murdered in Africa.But I think people will be more interested in my koala.
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