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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Another Caucasian, Gary

Finally! It's been a decade since The Big Lebowski was released and now the toy industry has only just recently caught up with this modern classic:

Don't miss The Dude-- Unemployed! You'll flip for our Comic-Con Exclusive Action Figure of The Dude from The Big Lebowski. Dressed in his bathrobe and slippers, he stands 8-inches tall and comes with loads of hilarious accessories: sunglasses, robe, White Russian, milk carton, ID card, and genuine cloth rug! Achieve your desires by buying this character today!
Check out the Walter Sobchak Urban Achiever figure in the Also Bought section; it looks like Mrs. Sobchak fathered a child with The Thing from the Fantastic Four.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I never realized, until this moment, how much Lebowski looks like Jesus.

Anonymous said...

well, the white Jesus we all know and love... not the real one

JBW said...

Sure, Jesus was an unemployed alcoholic too, but he made his own. And he didn't have an Hispanic bowling nemesis named Jesus...

Intrepid Californio said...

That's funny. White Jesus, White Russian, Caucasian. What does it all mean?

JBW said...

I'd say it means that most of the people who read this blog are a bunch of Honkeys.