My Sister's Birthday: Atonement, Day 5

It's day 5 of my atonement for missing my sister's birthday and Shannon has now taken one small step for a woman and one giant leap for womankind. She'll eventually find six old landers up there from the Apollo project of the late 60's and early 70's along with three lunar rovers and a plaque with *shudder* Richard Nixon's signature engraved on it from the first manned landing. Plus she only weighs 1/6 of her normal weight, so it's dehydrated sweets city! Try the moon pies, they're out of this world.

What? You know what? Fuck you guys! It's hard coming up with puns for each of these things. Jerks...