I have to say that Monkey Dad's arguments are pretty airtight:
Thursday, March 5, 2009
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4 comments:
Wuz dat? Monkeys talkin' bout religion. Chimps writin the stimulus bill. Is there anything these primates can't do?
I guess my question is: If one had their arms pulled off, would they be alive along enough to suffer the humiliation of having a monkey rub one out on their ensanguinating body?
My guess would be that it depends on how fast the tourniquets are applied and how horny the monkey is.
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