Something Insane Someone Else Said

"So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research, and then some, fundamentally changing - remember, those great progressive doctors are the ones who brought us Eugenics. It was the progressive movement and it was science. Let's put science truly in her place. If evolution is right, why don't we just help out evolution? That was the idea. And sane people agreed with it!

And it was from America. Progressive movement in America. Eugenics. In case you don't know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. That came from people in white coats. That came from the best and brightest because they were unhinged from any kind of ethics. They were unhin… they believed in evolution. It came from the scientific consensus. We're headed back down there again. The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening. So I guess I have to put my name on yes, I hope Barack Obama fails. But I just want his policies to fail; I want America to wake up." -Glenn Beck

Yeah, wake up America! Why can't you see what advancing science and studying evolution will lead us to as a nation and a race? Beck can clearly see that we're headed towards a global conflict in which the progeny of a human genetic engineering project will establish themselves as supermen and attempt world domination, culminating with the most notable of them conquering a quarter of the planet, and he has the added mental handicap of being shithouse crazy.

Just how shithouse crazy is he? Stephen Colbert already had Beck sized up for his padded cell last month in all of his proctological brilliance: