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Showing posts with label robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robots. Show all posts

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Quadrocoptor Heralds Rise Of The Machines

This is so cool it's almost scary:

We don't know whether we should be terrified or overjoyed. We've just come across a video demo from the University of Pennsylvania's GRASP Lab that shows an autonomous quadrotor helicopter performing "precise aggressive maneuvers." And trust us when we say, nothing in the foregoing sentence is an overstatement -- the thing moves with the speed and grace of an angry bee, while accompanied by the perfectly menacing whine of its little engine.
These things totally remind me of the miniature forerunners of the hunter-killers in the Terminator flicks, and they're autonomous to boot:


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Friday, December 4, 2009

Something Someone Else Said

"As president, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering.

And I also want to keep an eye on those robots in case they try anything." -President Barack Obama while presenting his "Educate to Innovate" campaign, which aims to promote the development of new inventions by students all around the country.

I think the jokes have gotten better since we replaced the frat boy with the nerd.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Ataque de Pánico! Trailer

This is pretty impressive for a novice:

This is the five minute trailer for Ataque de Pánico! (Panic Attack!) by aspiring Uruguayan director Fede Alvarez. Apparently flashing the video around Hollywood netted the no-name a $30 million movie deal.
It's Independence Day meets Transformers in South America:

Monday, November 16, 2009

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Picture Of The Day

I have a bad feeling about this...

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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Building Tomorrows Super-Soldiers Today

I always thought that those loaders Ripley drove in Aliens were so cool when I was a kid:


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Monday, July 20, 2009

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Review

This review didn't take much effort to write. If you're looking for massive Bay-esque battle scenes and explosions, big shiny robots kicking each other's asses and Megan Fox looking hotter than most women on the planet Earth: Go see this movie. If you're looking for a decent plot line, well-written dialogue and any semblance of logical character development or story progression: Save your ten dollars. I got what I was looking for.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Picture Of The Day

Several of the original Star Wars cast in an extremely awkward informal photograph, circa 1978. One can obviously identify the actors playing Luke, Han, Leia and R2D2 but I'm merely guessing that the bespeckled fellow is the actor who physically played Darth Vader (minus James Earl Jones' smooth bass, of course) and that the awkwardly gigantic fellow is the actor who physically played Chewbacca. For some reason this picture is one of those things I wish I could unsee. Weird, huh?

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Picture Of The Day

The path a Roomba, a self-guided robotic vacuum cleaner, took to clean a room:

The shot was taken by shutting off all the lights in the room for 30 minutes and taking a long exposure of the path the Roomba took while cleaning up.
I used to have one of these things. When I first bought it it was great: I turned it on and it would emerge from it's charger under my couch and start cleaning. I left the house and when I got home my living room was completely vacuumed while the robot had returned automatically to it's docking station to recharge. Then after a while it started getting stuck under furniture and eventually broke about a year after I got it. I love the idea of robots cleaning my house while I'm away but the technology will need to improve vastly before I buy another one.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Original Terminator

I was watching the original Terminator movie last night and I had a question about the production (I can't recall it now) but it led to my looking the movie up on Wikipedia. That's where I found this previously unknown piece of trivia:

Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that "such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer".
Yeah, that's right: O. J. Kind of puts that next decade in perspective, huh?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Terminate Yourself

A simple little website with a marketing tie-in to the latest flick in the series that lets you add terminator battle damage to your own face (I added the former Mr. Olympia body and post-apocalyptic nightmare background myself). I'll be back...blogging...after I eat breakfast. Hasta la vista, baby.

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Cajun Crawler

This thing is both fascinating and creepy at the same time:

If the Segway's current movement mechanism and cast of characters astride them wasn't keeping you up at night, the Cajun Crawler should seal the deal. Based on the work of kinetic sculptor Theo Jansen, the Cajun Crawler holds up a Segway-style platform with a scary collection of steampunk-like mechanical legs, which can scurry across a floor with surprising agility. The project was built by a team of folks at the University of Louisiana, who do not know the meaning of fear.
Skip to 1:00 to see the machine in action:

I posted a video of Theo Jansen's hauntingly beautiful kinetic sculptures on this site over a year ago.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Terminator Salvation: Trailer 2

In the past I've said that I wasn't sure about the direction of this flick but this trailer has now sufficiently re-energized me. Enlarge the player for the high quality version:

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

What R2D2 Was Really Saying

Why is it that short guys always have to act like jerks with a (silicon) chip on their shoulder?:

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Immaculate Prosthetic Concept Limb

So I'm sure you all remember the bionic contact lenses and the implantable cell phone I've yearned for in the past, and of course I would never willingly give up one of my own limbs for one that was artificial but if the need did arise, this would be the kind of kick-ass appendage I would love to attach to myself:

We never thought it would it come to this, but damn if that image above doesn't make the idea of having a prosthetic limb attractive. A pang first felt at the sight of Oscar Pistorius' Cheetah prosthetics is now fully engorged with visions of reckless play around farm equipment. The concept "immaculate" from Hans Alexander Huseklepp explores the idea of turning a handicap into a high-performance, cybernetic fashion statement. The neurological prosthetic is clad in technology-packed corian plates with dome-joints that offer a larger degree of freedom than that motherly-issued arm of yours. So enough with the flesh-colored plastics already, this is the biomechatronic future of the proud naturoid we'd like to see.
Goddamn, this kind of stuff excites me! I know, I know, it's quite a ways off, but wow. Really, really cool. You can read my take on Pistorius' prosthetics here and you can view the concept limb sans model below:

Monday, January 26, 2009

Something Someone Else Said

"The reality is that the human location “in the loop” is already becoming, as retired Army colonel Thomas Adams notes, that of “a supervisor who serves in a fail- safe capacity in the event of a system malfunction.” Even then, he thinks that the speed, confusion, and information overload of modern-day war will soon move the whole process outside “human space.” He describes how the coming weapons “will be too fast, too small, too numerous, and will create an environment too complex for humans to direct.” As Adams concludes, the new technologies “are rapidly taking us to a place where we may not want to go, but probably are unable to avoid.”

The irony is that for all the claims by military, political, and scientific leaders that “humans will always be in the loop,” as far back as 2004 the U.S. Army was carrying out research that demonstrated the merits of armed ground robots equipped with a “quick-draw response.” Similarly, a 2006 study by the Defense Safety Working Group, in the Office of the Secretary of Defense, discussed how the concerns over potential killer robots could be allayed by giving “armed autonomous systems” permission to “shoot to destroy hostile weapons systems but not suspected combatants.” That is, they could shoot at tanks and jeeps, just not the people in them. Perhaps most telling is a report that the Joint Forces Command drew up in 2005, which suggested that autonomous robots on the battlefield would be the norm within 20 years. Its title is somewhat amusing, given the official line one usually hears: Unmanned Effects: Taking the Human Out of the Loop.

So, despite what one article called “all the lip service paid to keeping a human in the loop,” auton­omous armed robots are coming to war. They simply make too much sense to the people who matter." -P. W. Singer, The Wilson Quarterly

(via The Daily Dish)

Friday, December 12, 2008

Terminator: Salvation

I loved the previous Terminator movies (loving 3 was done in the way you love an amusing in-law) but I can't decide if I like the direction the current one is moving in. I'm a huge fan of origin stories but the time involved between the first and (supposedly) last of this series makes this one seem extremely forced:

Monday, September 1, 2008

Instant Mona Lisa

Adam and Jamie from the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters use computer controlled paintball guns to create works of art. The first painting is cool as a starter but the Mona Lisa painting comes courtesy of 1100 paintball guns firing all at once, instantly creating the famous painting; tres cool:

Friday, June 27, 2008

I Love The Japanese

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water; enter, the underwater robotic snake. Creepy, yet captivating:

Friday, June 20, 2008

Latte Art Printing Machine

What do you get when you mix tech geeks and trendy coffee drinks? A machine that adds a delicately rendered corporate logo to your lattes foam while at the same time adding an additional two minutes to the wait time for your damn coffee:
I didn't plan this but apparently this is the first of a beverage-centric theme day. Salut.