This has been around for a while but since this is the first time I've seen it, it will be posted. Star Wars lines made better by substituting the word "pants". The most popular lines follow:
- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- Your pants, you will not need them.
- Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- The Force is strong in my pants.
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
- In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
- Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
- I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
- Pull up! All pants pull up!
- A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
- I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
- That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
- He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
- I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
- Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
- These aren't the pants you're looking for.
- Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
- The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing.
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