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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Bananas: The Atheist's Nightmare

A classic video in which intelligent design advocate Ray Comfort with his sidekick Kirk Cameron (yes, that Kirk Cameron) explains how God obviously exists because eating a domesticated banana is so easy. Comfort is apparently unaware of the existence of tough, naturally-occurring wild bananas and that if we follow his train of "logic", coconuts are one of God's cruel jokes. This is great:

6 comments:

TRUTH 101 said...

I guess God wants us to get fellatio also because this joker described that with his banana shtick also. Now you know why I'm a Christian JBW?


The squirting in the face part was classic nihilism.

Deranged Leftwing Baker said...

Couldn't that just as easily be an argument for natural selection? The fruits that are easier to peel, eat, whatever are the ones that are devoured and their seeds are dispersed.

Not that I want to argue with a guy who has Kirk Cameron for a sidekick.

JBW said...

Both of you guys are way off: bananas are obviously God's chosen fruit and were made so easy to eat so that they could nourish the one super-special species he imbued with the ability to worship and write catchy songs about him.

Coconuts were hence punished with a hard shell that would hurt us when the fell from their tree and cracked our noggins, causing us to curse them as demon spawn (insert your own "coconut milk in the face" joke here, if you'd like).

HoleyHands said...

Banana Man 2.0

http://fightingignorance2.ning.com/group/jesuspicsanimation/forum/topics/fundies-1

JBW said...

I think you pretty much nailed what Truth101 was getting at, HoleyHands. Thanks.

Dave the Longwinded said...

Truth 101, you said it. If a woman were doing/saying the same thing this guy is, he would be arguing that she was perverting the word of Christ with sexual overtones.

I wonder what the argument is for types of berries that can poison people to death...?