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Saturday, April 25, 2009

I Draw The Bacon Line

As anyone who reads this site with any regularity can attest: I loves me some bacon. But bacon-flavored vodka is where I draw the greasy line:

Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious. This is the only vodka you’ll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary, and it's a complementary element of both sweet and savory drinks.

Bakon Vodka is also a great Bar-B-Q companion. Use it in a marinade or sip it chilled with a steak. Check out our recipes section for more ideas.

Breakfasts, sandwiches, mayonnaise (which I absolutely abhor) is all fine with me but when you apply this particular meat fetish to martinis you've completely crossed the line with me. No question, pal.

6 comments:

TAO said...

Ah, martini's and vodka for the masses!

I bet a bloody Mary made with bacon vodka would taste close to a BLT sandwich just replace the celery stick with a lettuce leaf!

Nicole said...

Well, that's really disgusting. LOL! Did you see baconaisse on the Daily Show?

Deranged Leftwing Baker said...

But, have you tried it with green eggs and ham?

JBW said...

TAO, you gave me pause: I would indeed try this in a Bloody Mary. I see potential there.

Classic, DLB. I love anything done with Jackson's trademark cadence and inflection. He's like a black Christopher Walken.

Nicole, the mayonnaise line in the post was a TDS reference. Thanks for stopping by.

Intrepid Californio said...

I might try that in a bloody Mary.

Tim said...

I would totally have that in a Bloody Mary.