"WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG
AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Obama Tells America: "Serve Satan"

OK sure, the inherently logical design of a banana obviously proves the existence of an all-knowing, all-seeing creator sky-god who always knows when you're masturbating and exactly what you're fantasizing about while you do it; I don't think that any of us can argue with that kind of "logic". But it's also a well known fact that Satan, aka Lucifer, Beelzebub, Martha Stewart, whatever you want to call him is a bit more sneaky. Lacking a clean-cut acolyte like Kirk Cameron to do his bidding he has to employ much more nefarious agents such as Judas Priest and President Obama:

Richard Metzger adds:

Plus there is this stupefying wingnut YouTube channel, Antichrist Obamanation, with various videos relating to things like is Obama the Antichrist, how you can prove Obama is the Antichrist using the "Bible Code," and how Obama is the head of the Illuminati/New World Order and a stealth Muslim. Tons of this stuff out there, "Obama = Antichrist" is practically a YouTube genre already.
One of my personal favorites is this video "proving" that the phrase "Yes We Can!" is actually Obama thanking Satan backwards. Yes, this is all extremely stupid and paranoid and hence all the more funny because of that but consider this: if you're a conservative saying to yourself, "Well of course he's not the Anti-Christ, he's merely a neo-Marxist nihilist who will destroy America forever by brain-washing the citizenry to support gay-marriage and melting down all their guns so he can then surrender this country to the terrorists while pissing on the ashes of the Constitution" (and you know who you are), you're on the same team as these crazy religious nutballs. Don't believe me? Try winning an election without them...

3 comments:

Deranged Leftwing Baker said...

Yes, but if you listen to all of Obama's statement you'll find that it is a recipe.

James B. Webb said...

Damn DLB, I was gonna make a "To Serve Man" joke then I saw your link. Great minds think alike, I suppose...

Deranged Leftwing Baker said...

It makes as much sense as anything on the clip.