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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Picture Of The Day

That wascally savior:

On Good Friday (OLD, LATE, BLOW ME GW!) Jesus revealed himself in the form of a half-eaten Kit Kat bar. Because, well, the son of God hates Twix. As you can see in those deliciously crispy layers, the Lord's face looks eerily similar to that on the shroud of Turin (Sunday school, son, TA-DOW!). However, the divine bar is not without it's hell-burning naysayers.
Other witnesses were less impressed. "It looks more like Darth Vader," said one.
I'm convinced. I mean, what are the odds that this is just a coincidence of light and nougat, right? Darth Vader, my ass.

1 comment:

TRUTH 101 said...

It looks like a guy that was on game shows. I think his name was Rip Taylor.