"WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG
AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Happy Tea Bagging Day!

I stayed up pretty late last night finishing my "I hate taxes but I love raping puppies!" sign to hold up when I insidiously infiltrate my local conservative tea bagging party/protest. That's the plan we all decided on in our super-secret liberal meeting, right? Well, that's what every right-wing blog has led me to conspiratorially believe so I'm rolling with it.

Seriously, I give this whole silly "grassroots movement" a few days to die down once it's finished and then these wingnuts are going to be right back where they started: powerless, pissed off, out of touch with most of America and wholly bereft of ideas. Meanwhile, is Obama still killing pirates? Yeah? Sweet, dude.

4 comments:

Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

Ten days at the most and the fad will die. Maybe sooner when all the chumps that show up thinking they're doing something worthwhile, realize it was a big set up to get a crowd to listen to republican office holders make dull speeches.

Anonymous said...

What? You think they'll have a problem with being unpaid extras on Fox News?

JBW said...

I just got home so I'm going to check some of the right-wing blogs to see just how incredibly successful their tea bagging went. I'm predicting the crowd estimates will be in the billions.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, DFHs infiltrated the movement with misspelled signs to make them look like cretins.