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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Best Time To Pee During A Movie

I always take a liter bottle of water with me whenever I go to the movies and I usually suck down the entire thing but I never leave to go to the restroom while the movie's still running. The main reason I never do this is because I've been blessed with an unusually strong bladder but a close second is because I just paid over ten dollars to see this flick and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss what could be a pivotal/sweet ass scene.

So now there's a website called RunPee.com that reviews movies specifically to pick out which moments are least important to your understanding the plot and enjoying the flick so that you can dash out and relieve yourself. They have reviews up of every major film out right now and even include an option that lets you decide whether you want to read what happens during your piss break before you get to the theatre. I have many ex-girlfriends who could really use this site.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its not really fail proof. What if you decide to go potty and another movie has just let out. The you may have to wait in line and therefore miss somthing imporyant. The you ask what happend to your significant other and you get shushed bu the people next to you.

But its still a good idea.

JBW said...

That's why I recommend just crossing your legs and concentrating, vanessa. Thanks for stopping by.