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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dumbest Invention Ever

Feast your eyes on the UroClub:

Ever been on the golf course, knocking back a few beers, when nature calls? It may be against club rules to duck into the rough for a leak—that's why the UroClub, developed by awesome urologist Floyd Seskin, is an answer to your prayers. Just place an inconspicuous towel over your junk, unscrew the cap of the club disguised to look like a 7-iron, and whiz away—up to half a liter. When you're done, stick the leak-proof club back in your bag and take your next shot.
Yeah, I'm too embarrassed or scared of the Marshall to just go piss behind a tree or a bush so instead I'm going to jam my cock into this device (still in public, mind you) and then I get to carry around a container full of my warm urine for the rest of the day. Sweet. You're outside! Club rules or no, it's where practically the entire planet pisses every day. Man up, for Christ's sake.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Ewwww. I bet Lloyd wishes he had that in Dumb and Dumber. Where do you find these things?

Anonymous said...

You're right. I hear Christ whizzed wherever he felt like.

I've been known to do a phantom groin stretch next to the soccer pitch, while actually watering the grass.