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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever

For those of you who played with these toys and watched the cartoon in the eighties, you'll remember that the only thing more absurd than the complete lack of physics in the design of their vehicles was the fact that nobody on either side of this never ending war could ever hit anyone in the opposing army. My favorite part about the Cobra Pogo pictured above is the free Refrigerator Perry action figure offer on the box; will the Superbowl Shuffle give Perry the extra edge he needs to prevail against the forces of Cobra or will the famously overweight lineman just be a big enough target that they are finally able to kill at least one Joe? Here's the list.

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