"WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG
AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Money Shot

Everyone else has their hands out so why not give it a shot?

Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

I've invested as much as I can in this vital industry but I can only hope that it's going to be enough.

6 comments:

Grace Explosion said...
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TRUTH 101 said...

Barney Frank said that he loves men and Jesus was a man so he loves Jesus more than heterosexuals.

Patrick Kelley said...

Nice Pic.

one L bill said...

Heard about this on my sports radio station yesterday... funny bit. I thought Joe Francis was still in the slammer though. Guess I was wrong... ?

JBW said...

Apparently if you're good friends with Larry Flint, all doors are open to you. Oh, the envy I have...

And yes PK, I thought the pic was perfect.