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Monday, January 12, 2009

The Rocket-Proof Obamamobile

I can't decide if I want him to add spinners to this thing or not (you can click on the image to enlarge it):

I love this cutaway illustration of the new Cadillac One by John Lawson, Obama included. Specially things like "Doors: eight-inch thick and the weight of a 757 door". Other highlights:

• It can withstand rocket impacts and it's perfectly sealed against biochemical attacks.
• Petrol tank: Can withstand a direct hit thanks to a special foam and armor-plating.
• Bodywork: made of dual hardness steel, aluminum, titanium, and ceramics to "break up posible projectiles".
• Tyres: Kevlar-reinforced with steel rims underneath so it can run away no matter what.
• Accessories include: Night vision cameras, pump-action shotguns, tear gas cannons.
• Comes with bottles of blood compatible with the President's blood.

The only thing I don't get is this: It has a ten-CD changer. A CD changer? What is this? 1994?
I agree; how can the first prez to be rollin' on dubs not have his iPod playlists bumpin'?

2 comments:

Deranged Leftwing Baker said...

It's a good thing it has all that armor. At a maximum speed of 60mph it isn't going to outrun anything.

one L bill said...

In all seriousness, I took a class in college that had me do a project exactly like this. Too bad I didn't know you back then, you'd have loved the course.