Something Someone Else Said

Jon Stewart interviewing Gene Robinson, an openly gay Episcopalian bishop, about giving the invocation at Barack Obama's inauguration -"Washington was so crowded today, there were so many people. You as a bishop are sort of doubly handicapped in that situation, only being able to move diagonally: how is that, negotiating the crowds?"

Bishop Robinson -"John, you have to understand: there's a queen on the board as well."