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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Asgard Security, Inc.

There are certain people/gods you just shouldn't steal from:

Six-foot-tall fitness fanatic Torvald Alexander, 38, was kitted out for the night in full God of Thunder outfit - complete with flying red cape and silver-winged helmet.

But when Mr Alexander got home he spotted the raider in his front room rifling through a desk and charged at him.

Mr Alexander said the burglar threw himself out of a first floor window of his home in Edinburgh when he threw open the door and confronted him.

Speaking today Mr Alexander said: “As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror.

“He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late night break in, but he hadn’t counted on the God of Thunder living here.”

This burgler was just lucky Torvald didn't have Mjolnir with him or his ass would have been toast.

4 comments:

Donald Douglas said...

Interesting story. The guy's a superhero!

Happy New Year!

JBW said...

Right back at ya, Don; hope all is well back at your place.

Van Zan said...

Probably lucky for the thief that Mr Alexander was not dressed up and armed like the Punisher.

JBW said...

My well known penchant for comic-book vigilantism aside, I agree: were he committing the same crime in my home state of Texas, I can only assume that he would now be a bloody grease spot.