"WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN THE FLAG
AND CARRYING A CROSS." -SINCLAIR LEWIS

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Obama Action Figure

Complete with American flag, microphone, selection of red & blue ties, weapons, interchangeable hands (?!) and picnic set. Now that's presidential.

13 comments:

Trashman said...

They forgot his copy of the Qur'an, and his socialist membership card.

Matt said...

Trashman has a good bit going here.

JBW said...

Agreed Matt, except that he's not trying to be ironic like one L bil when he does it; he really hates Obama that much. It would be pretty funny if it wasn't so sad but even then it's still kind of funny, like when a clown dies.

Anonymous said...

Damn, and all I've got is an ACLU card.

EDGE said...

Maybe you could dree him up like this...Cool blog by the way.
http://citizenchris.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/10/obamawajirap_450x499_2.jpg

JBW said...

Thanks, EDGE. Yeah, that's his secret Muslim outfit Grace has been talking about.

cracker said...

Hey JBW, how ya been?

A Presidential Action Figure!

Man, I want one!

I mean I want "The One"!

Imagine if they had one for all the world leaders ( A Kim Jung Il doll!)

JBW said...

Hey cracker, good to see you man. I've always loved his marionette myself.

Van Zan said...

I believe there was a Palin figure.

Accessories were probably unexpectedly expensive.

cracker said...

Ok Ok

A Mugabe figure....includes crazy African shirt...a machete and a pineapple drink holder

Sarkozy!....comes with a Barbie doll sidekick, except she's brunette and wears a thong with a fleur d lis on the front.

Putin....comes with gas pump that can quickly be turned on or off.

The Pope...comes with....wait whoa whoa

what would the Pope come with ?

JBW said...

A vast array of tall hats and fancy shoes, one of those long sheepherder hooks and a radio for talking to God (Holocaust denial not included).

cracker said...

A JOe Biden Action figure....

it has a pull string voice recorder on its back

Ohhhoo....man I am laughing

pull the cord and Old Joe spatters,kicks, and says

"Hey Justice Roberts, think ya can get your head outta your ass for the inaugural oath?"

(I just fell outta my chair (sniff))

JBW said...

Knowing Biden, I would assume that the string is a pretty long one.