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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Scaring Her With It, Beetle-Style

I just imagine tiny little whips, chains and leather masks when I read this:

A female C. maculatus seed beetle (above right) mating with a male (left) tries to free herself by kicking him with her hind legs.

It's not easy: Male beetles have long and spiny genitalia that may act as anchors.

"Males can position their genitalia in an optimal way inside the female as the male releases sperm," said study co-author Göran Arnqvist, an evolutionary biologist at Sweden's Uppsala University.

In a study to be published in March, Arnqvist and colleagues found that individuals with the longest spines are more successful in reproducing than their less endowed rivals. (Read more about the beetle-phalluses study.)

The new research offers the first proof that having huge spines that injure females affords males a reproductive advantage.
So fellas, the next time she complains that you're hurting her remind her that it could always be a lot worse:
That's all beetle phallus, baby. Yeah, you take it.

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